I want a car
Chicks dig the car
This is why Superman works alone
Do try and bring this one back in one piece, sir!
Don't wait up, Al
I'll cancel the pizzas
Batman,
a new villain has commandeered the Gotham Museum
He's frozen the antiquities wing
He's turned the security guards into ice
He's calling himself, "Mr Freeze"
Mr Freeze
Stop! Drop your weapon
or we'll shoot!
The Iceman Cometh
Please, show some mercy
Mercy?!
I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy
In this universe
there's only one absolute
Everything
freezes
Hi, Freeze
I'm Batman
You're not sending me to the cooler
Nice catch
You break it, you buy it
Grab the gem! Kill the heroes!
Kill them! Kill them!
Destroy everything!
It's the hockey team from hell
Get the ice
I'll get the Iceman
Thanks
Sweet
I got mine
Where's yours?
What killed the dinosaurs?
The Ice Age!
Hit me, boys
Thanks for playing
I was hoping you'd drop in
Watch the numbers
for they are the harbingers of your doom
Can you feel it coming?
The icy cold of space
At 30,000 feet, your heart will freeze
and beat no more
After you're frozen, your icy tomb will plummet back to Gotham
Freeze, you're mad
This capsule explodes, it'll slaughter thousands
Freeze well
-Who invited you? -I was hanging around
I thought you'd stay in the museum, round up some thugs
How about, "Nice to see you Thanks for saving my life"
A Batbomb?
We must blow this up before it turns Gotham into a crater
Now what, call a taxi?!
Watch the first step!
Surf's up!
Gotcha!
Cowabunga!
He's freezing the furnace!
I got him
Stay cool
Birdboy
Can you be cold? You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird
Will you chase the villain
or save him?
Emotion makes you weak
That's why this day is mine
I'll kill you next time!
Did we get him?
Drats!
My experiment to mate the orchid and the rattlesnake has failed again
but I still have hope for the animal-plant crossbreedings
If I can only find the right dose of venom
these plants will be able to fight back, like animals
I will have given flora
a chance against the thoughtless ravages of man
Personal note:
My work would proceed faster
if Dr Woodrue didn't whisk my venom samples
back to his mysterious Gilgamesh Wing
Why won't he let me in the lab?
What is he doing in there?
Ladies and gentlemen of the un-United Nations
and
our mystery bidder
may I present
Antonio Diego
serial murderer, serving life
in prison
and sole surviving
volunteer
And what a charmer he is
By merely drilling three concentric holes directly
into Antonio's cranial cavity I have
created viaducts into the most primitive part of his brain
the limbic system
And now I add
my Super-Soldier Serum
code-named
"Venom"
to which I add my very own recipe of steroids
and toxins
Plug him in
Time to scream
Genius!
Behold
the ideal killing machine!
I call this little number
"Bane"
Bane of Humanity!
Imagine it
Your own private army made up of thousands of these super-soldiers
Bidding begins at a mere
10 million!
Turbo!
Show off for Daddy
Dr Isley
Welcome to my parlor
What?
You monster!
How could you?!
Our original sponsor had no stomach for military applications
He cut the funding for our work
Without your research
I couldn't have come this far
Join me
The two of us, entwined, side by side
Join you?
I have spent my life trying to protect plants from extinction
and now you
corrupt my research
into some maniacal scheme for world domination
When I get through
you won't be able to get a job teaching high school chemistry
Do you hear me?!
You psycho!
Well
I can respect your opinion
Sadly, I'm not good at rejection
I'm afraid you'll have to die
Let the poisons and toxins burn a grave for you
deep into the earth you love so much!
Bye-bye, dear!
Fellow maniacs
bidding
begins!
Gotham University Labs security video, 2 years ago
Dr Victor Fries
2-time Olympic decathlete and Nobel Prize winner for molecular biology
After his wife contracted a rare disease
Macgregor's Syndrome
he hoped to freeze her in a cryogenic sleep until he could find a cure
Now, here's where everything goes north
That's got to hurt
That liquid is 50 below
But, he survived somehow
The cryo-solution mutated his body
-What happened to his wife? -No one knows
She's presumed dead
Freeze needs extreme cold to survive
His cryo-suit uses diamond-enhanced lasers to keep him at zero degrees
If it's ice the Iceman wants
Coming, sir
Yes, sir?
We need the Wayne diamonds
We going to trap a snowman?
Yes, right after you spend 1 0 hours in the simulator, training
I made a mistake I'm sorry It won't happen again
You were reckless and almost got killed
I'm fine! See! Me, here, alive!
How we supposed to work together if you won't trust me?
How indeed?
He's overeager, he's impulsive
I can't trust him not to get hurt
Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone
Don't tell me you're on his side again
Despite all your talents
you're still just a novice in the ways of family
Master Dick
follows the same star as you
but gets there by his own course
You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family
I trust you, Alfred
But I shan't be here forever
Good night, Master Bruce
Good night, Alfred
Oh, dear, Master Bruce
Good gracious, what a tumble
There's a brave boy
Yes, sir
I am so pleased you won the bidding, Your Supreme Ruthlessness
We're making the final modifications on Bane right now
We'll have a flawless super-soldier out to you tomorrow by overnight mail
Dr Isley?
Pamela?
You look great
Especially for a dead woman
Hello, Jason
I think I've had a change of heart
Or quite
literally
the animal-plant toxins had a rather unique effect on me
They replaced my blood with aloe
my skin with chlorophyll
and filled
my lips
with venom
And, Jason, one other thing
I probably should have mentioned this earlier
I'm
poison
It's a jungle in here
I am Nature's arm
her spirit
her will!
Hell, I am Mother Nature
And the time has come
for plants to take back
the world so rightfully ours
because it's not nice
to fool with Mother Nature
"Wayne Enterprises"
Coming, Bane, darling
We've got a plane to catch
l'm Mrlcicle
l'm MrTen Below
Sing! Sing!
Come on, sing!
Louder! Come on!
Sing! Sing! Sing!
He's Mr White Christmas
Louder!
He's Mr lcicle
Freezy
I'm feeling hot
I find that unlikely
So my hair is brittle and my skin is dry
I'd weather blizzards to have you
You're the most perfect man I've ever known
Let's heat things up
My passion thaws for my bride alone
Talk about your cold shoulder
Frosty!
Yeah, boss?
Energy
Battling the Bat exhausted my power
But
I was successful nevertheless
Absolutely, boss
One more giant diamond of this size
and my freezing engine will be complete
I will freeze the city
Then I will hold Gotham ransom
Unless the city bows to my demands
it's winter forever in Gotham
The city fathers will have no choice
but to give me the billions I need to complete my research
so I can find a cure
Leave us
Sure, boss
We need quality time
Soon we will be together once more
Soon
I'll get it
I must've dozed off My sincerest apologies
No apology necessary
It's the first time it's happened in thirty years
Please be looking for me
Actually, I'm looking for Alfred Pennyworth
Uncle Alfred!
My dear
Oh, my dear
what a most wonderful surprise
How did you manage to come here all the way from England?
My dear, you are so kind to your old uncle
Uncle?
Barbara is the daughter of my dear sister Margaret
Both my parents were killed in a car accident 5 years ago
Uncle Alfred's been supporting me ever since
-You have? -Secrets, Al?
Secrets are a virtual prerequisite in this house
Don't you think, sir?
I'm on break from--
Oxbridge Academy, Alfred's alma mater
The new computer sciences division
-How'd you know? -Says so on the patch on your sweater
-What is it? It's beautiful -You can say that again
It's a competition racer I've been fixing it up
I'll show you how to ride it
You certainly will not!
Don't worry, Uncle Alfred I'm terrified of these things
Barbara, I hope you'll stay with us
Oh, I don't know
All this luxury really isn't my style, but
yeah, I'd love to
Then it's settled
But, sir, we
we do get so busy here
Don't be silly
After all, she's family
Uncle Alfred?
I came to tuck you in
You came to tuck me in?
That's quite a switch
What're you working on?
I'm trying to find my brother, your Uncle Wilfred
He's first butler to the Maharajah of Miranjapore
But Miranjapore is a floating court
It travels through India
I remember Mom getting postcards
So Wilfred can be rather difficult to find
I don't suppose they have fax machines on elephants
I've been trying to reach him with no success
When one grows ancient, one yearns for family
I have the same picture of Mom by my bed
Peg?
My nickname for sweet Margaret
It's good to see you again
I've missed you
As I have you
Sleep well, child
You sleep
Go to bed
Good morning, Gotham
lt's Gossip Gerty reporting to you direct from the Gotham Observatory
where billionaire Bruce Wayne, chairman of Wayne Enterprises
is about to make yet another legendary contribution to the city
Gotham Observatory, Bane
And step on it
Step
My father told me, "To succeed, we need only pick a star and follow it"
So Wayne Enterprises is donating the world's most advanced telescope
to Gotham 's Observatory Restoration Project
With any luck
this telescope will give future generations a chance
to follow their own stars
Brucy
is it true that this new telescope can see around the globe?
Yes If you'll watch these monitors right here
Satellites in orbit allow us to reflect light from anywhere on the planet
From here, we'll be able to see the sky anywhere on Earth
and through this intricate network of satellites
reflect it back to our very own Gotham City for observation
Just don't point it at my bedroom
Brucy, you and the exquisite Julie Madison
have been going out forever
Are you going to tie the knot?
Marriage?
You want to give me a hand here?
Bruce and I are recklessly in love
And that's most certainly enough for us for now
If you will follow me, I'll show you the central control grid
You're a lot of help
Miss, you need to stop
Move, fascist bulldog!
-You need an appointment-- -No, I don't!
Miss, you're not authorized to be up here
She has no pass, sir
Little overly protective, but you won't hurt me, Miss--?
Dr Pamela Isley
Doctor
what can I do for you?
Actually, I already work for you, or did
Your arboreal preservation project in South America
We cut our funding There was a conflict of ideologies
Dr Woodrue was a lunatic
I see you knew him
Yes That lab burnt down last week I'm glad you escaped
I have here a proposal showing how Wayne Enterprises can immediately
cease all actions that toxify our environment
Forget the stars, look here at the earth
our mother, our womb
She deserves your loyalty and protection
And yet, you spoil her lands
poison her oceans
blacken her skies!
You're killing her!
Your intentions are noble, but no diesel fuel for heat
no coolants to preserve food, millions of people would die
Acceptable losses in the battle to save the planet
People come first, Dr Isley
Mammals!
A day of reckoning is coming
That's right
The same plants and flowers that saw you
crawl from the primordial soup
will reclaim this planet and there will be no one to protect you!
You must be new in town
In Gotham City
Batman and Robin protect us
even from plants and flowers
Maybe you'd like to meet them
Caped crusaders are going to help us auction
a diamond to raise money for our botanical gardens
Just a few mammals doing what we can for the world's plants
Thank you all for coming
Good day, Doctor
Batman and Robin
militant arm of the warm-blooded oppressors
animal protectors of the status quo
First
I'll rid myself of the fur and feathered pests
And then Gotham
will be mine
for the greening
Excuse me, chief
I got something here you might want to see
I hate when people talk during the movie
One more diamond, my love
One more
"Bruce Wayne Diamonds"
Very nice
Ladies and gentlemen
Gossip Gerty of "Good Morning Gotham" and I
welcome you to the gem of the evening
Our own Commissioner Gordon
displaying
the famed Heart of Isis, on loan
from the collection of my close personal friend, Bruce Wayne
Think Freeze will take the bait?
He'll be here
to dance with one of our fabulous flowers
the famed diamond draped around her neck
Let's start the bidding!
I'll give 10,000 for the orchid!
20,000 for the tiger lily!
And I bid
30,000 dollars for the lovely magnolia!
Boys, please
let's show some gusto!
Hi, there
And you are?
Poison
Poison Ivy
Why not send junior home early?
I've got some wild oats to sow
On the other hand
youth does have its advantages
Endurance, stamina
Forget the geriatric Bat
Come, join me
My garden needs tending
I'll take it from here, pal
Wouldn't you like the earrings too?
Some lucky boy's about to hit the honey pot
I'll include an evening of my company for the winner
I'll bring everything you see here
plus everything you don't
I bid 50,000 dollars for Poison Ivy!
100,000!
And I'll bid
500,000 dollars!
One million dollars
-2 million -You don't have it 3 million
I'll borrow it from you Four million
5 million
That's a utility belt, not a money belt
6 million
7 million
Never leave the cave without it
You boys aren't going to start fighting over little old me, now are you?
All right, everyone! Chill
Get the gun!
Look at you!
Let me guess
Plant Girl?
Vine Lady?
Hand over the diamond, Garden Gal
or I'll turn you into mulch
Pheromone dust
designed to heat
a man's blood
Doesn't work on the cold-hearted If you please!
If you insist
Clever little clover
That's my exit cue
Thanks
Good night
Cool party!
Commissioner, you have 11 minutes to thaw these people
Miss Ivy, you've just met one of the most sinister men in Gotham
That's not a man
that is a god
Enough monkey business
We've got work to do
Monkey work
You can't make the jump
I can!
Pull back!
I can make it!
Redbird control codes
Disable engine
Don't do it to me! !
We won't make it!
It's a cold town
I could've made that jump
You could've splattered your brains on the building's side
The Flying Graysons were a team
We had to trust each to do his job
That's what being partners is about
Counting on someone is the way to win
Your head wasn't on the job It was on Poison Ivy
Maybe she wanted me instead of you
That's your idea of friendship?
It's your rules It's your way, or the highway
It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman
-I'm sick of it! -Yes, it's my rules that keep us alive
If you want to stay in this house, on this team, you'll abide by them
This is no partnership
You're never going to trust me!
Dear brother Wilfred
I have tried every address I know for you
I'm just praying this reaches you
We have very little time
Batman monopolized the evening news
Congratulations on your apprehension of Mr Freeze
Thanks Thank you
Is there something wrong, sir?
Am I pig-headed?
Is it always
my way or the highway?
Why, yes Actually
Death and chance stole your parents
but rather than become a victim
you have done everything in your power to control the fates
For what is Batman
if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world?
An attempt to control
death itself?
But I can't, can I?
None of us can
Sorry So sorry!
Teach you that at Oxbridge?
Just a few judo lessons You know, London's kind of rough
I suppose you had a minor in motorbikes also?
Couldn't resist
It's just so beautiful
I just took it out for a spin I'll clean it tomorrow
All right?
Sorry
Good night